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Century Plaza Hotel
415 SW Alder Street.
Portland, OR 97204

As far as I'm concerned, there is only one place to stay when you arrive in Downtown Portland. The Century Plaza Hotel (located right above the off-track betting headquarters) puts old-fashioned Oregon hospitality in a contemporary setting complete with a microwave for use in the snack machine room (residents only, please). The knowledgeable, vaccinated, and methed-out staff is always on hand to answer any potential questions the guest might have such as, "What do you think is causing this sore?" "Where's Social Security at?" or "Why is there a rotting corpse in my bed?"

Cancel Policy Don't Show  |   Bed Types  Boxspring on Board |   Daily Parking Stolen Car?

Free Bag of Crank Yes  | Working Toilet Extra $ |   Children Free Under 5 feet

TV Broken  |   Heating  Sometimes |   Rooms/Floors 50/3

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For questions or to ask if our toilets are working
call us at 503-228-4303