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Hello, I am Mike Justice.  Let me try to explain myself.

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About the Author

Contrary to popular belief I am not the head of Synergetic or the ex president of Canada.  I am just your average, everyday, 23 year old college student living in Portland, Oregon. 

Being that I am a white male between the ages of 18-30 living in the Pacific Northwest, there is still a 45% chance I could be a serial killer. Well, fear not my fellow lovely Americans because I am proud to say that the Wellbutrin SR is working beautifully. My days of chopping off heads and eating people's lips and eyeballs are over. These days I keep pretty busy shopping for granola, taking prenatal vitamins to make my hair grow faster, and reading Soap Opera Digest in the checkout line at Fred Meyer.