Mike is Probably Your Ex-Boyfriend
| Member Since
||In a Relationship |
||Maverick Filmmaker |
||Los Angeles, CA |
||San Francisco, California |
& distribution, urban
60's-early 70's jazz, elevator,
Italian film music - Ferrante & Teicher,
- Motown, 70's
New Wave, the
for Fears, Pink
Riders Raging Bulls, Barrel
Ghastly One, Geek
Last Picture Show, the
Kitchen God's Wife, Terms
of Endearment, Coming
Home to Jerusalem, any
plays by Shaw, Ibsen,
Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, the
Dreamlife of Angels, Ali:
Fear Eats the Soul, the
Crying Game, anything
by Douglas Sirk, Dario
Rainer W. Fassbinder. |
||I'm just a humble, introspective
guy with a wandering philosopher's mind, an
idiosyncratic sense of humor, and a sincere
interest in other people. I also like to have sex
with animals. |
|Who I Want to Meet:
||Likeminded individuals (and Greg
Kinnear). mikejustice.tripod.com |
What people say about Mike:
the check bounced you sent to me to be your
Friendster. Should I run it back through?
and I like to bake cookies when our monkey
friends come over.
I'm sorry I never immortalized you on of my
posters. I understand now that you are legless,
and about the height of my good friend Toulouse-
Lautrec. Does the trunk (elephant) still work?
sexy for a neo-imperialistic sex tourist. what/
who will the voyeur- auteur do next? (remember,
no money, no honey).
baby... i'm an animal!!!
don't personally know Mike but I am everywhere
Mike is, brandishing a knife and waiting for the
right time to stab. I guess it all boils down to
back when we were in kindergarten and he broke
my "dissect-an-alien" action figure by
dissecting it so much i couldnt put it back
together. grrrr. makes my temples burn just
thinking about it.
Mike may tell the story different, I was
volunteering at the special olympics, where
Mike, who is legless, was in one of the
competitions. There was some chemistry and sex
(actually quite hot), but his wheelchair
wouldn't fit in my AMC Pacer. So if he starts
spouting about "alligator" he is actually
referring to the pet name he gave my...well, you
Cancun, 09/21/2003: |
love it when cute boys like Mike eat me. Mike
loves it when I serve him a pork chop that taste
like a chicken quesadilla. It taste so good he
even licks his fingers. Muchas gracias!!
a good thing Mike left Portland when he did
because if he'd stayed around I would have got
my heart broken, I know it. Dirty, clever, and
have all the good men gone And where are all the
gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules To fight
the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon
a fiery steed? Late at night toss and turn and
dream of what I need
Mike and I were 16 we dared each other to
swallow tablespoons of each other cum every time
we slept over at each others house. Every single
I really love it when you get riled, it makes my
asshole fingers pucker! Listen, I called you a
dike as a COMPLIMENT! It's my way of welcoming
you to my level, you know, waaaaay up here in
lesbian heaven, far above all those dirty
ass-plugging homos down in gay hell! That's all
it was, a COMPLIMENT! And you wanna BET I can't
make you my puppet? Love, Jeri from Santa
never believe where Mona saw Mike this time!?
It's like he doesn't even care about being
invited to our grade A soirees anymore.
Nikki, 09/12/2003: |
Yeah, you are old enough to be my very young
father... but if you were, then my mom would
have had sex with an 11 year old... eww.
peopel have mentioned before, Mike does give
good head. Brilliant head, actually.
told mike that "no" means "no". but he no
JERI'S BACK! Oh how I missed my favorite dike!
How is the movie about the fat lesbian
Gynecologist that eats homeless people and
midgets coming along? I hope you get someone
super sexy to play the lead...like WENDY the
SNAPPLE LADY! She's HOT! Anyway, Mike, you are
one great chick, and you are a TEN, a rating I
rarely give! Love, Jeri from Santa Clarita xxoo
have one thing to say about my experience with
mike as a film maker and is the simple word
"ropeburn" He tied me up, more like hog tied me
up and had small farm animals lick me in the
darkest of areas...whats worse is the flick was
non-union...I mean it wasnt even aftra.
are you coming back to Salem? I have this
feeling that you are (Sami's constant
references, Marlena's trip to Colorado, etc.) If
so, first priority of business upon your return
is a fashion shoot for Basic Black (no Nicole
this time. We have younger and better looking
models now. And, didn't you hear? She's Brady
AND Victor's bitch now). Since your track record
with girls includes a former porn star and Swamp
Girl, I think you need to find someone wholesome
and new. Let's put our heads together and come
up with some your not related to. Love, Kate
so when do we start the documentary on my truly
fabulous life...we've done the casting couch
"THANG" and I made you my friend (and hurt my
back again) Happy now? I'm ready for my close up
Mr. Demille..Mazel Tov..Ester-
that Cathy and Frank have both left Hartford and
Mike still hasn't returned my dish... I can't
throw a decent party these days. It's like an
entire place setting is gone what with lending a
bowl here, a casserole dish there. Mike and
Frank were, ahem, close. Mike if you hear from
either of the Whitakers -get back to me.
than a tall, icy glass of orangina.
loves to snerd nurgle. I have been auditioning
for his movies every Wednesday night for the
last six months, and every time he tells me,
"I'm still not sure you are right for the part,
let's nergle some more and see where that takes
us." When am I going to get the part?? Whatever.
I guess I'll see you this Wednesday, but this
time, can I be the Screwnicorn?
is the coolest cat you have ever met. I think he
is so all that and I am writing him a second
testimonial! All hail to Mike! He is a God! Is
that a good one? I don't want an oven mitt
up your skirt and show me your cunt, you
bitch-tittied, mongoloid hausfrau.
looks hot in black and white but not as hot as
he does as a me love you long time servile
and I used to do it doggy-style, which for me,
was strange while simultaneously enticing. I'll
be thinking of you, Mike, while I lick my ass
tonight. Oooh. My tongue's sooo rough!!!
here's the thing. It's one thing to blame me for
his breakup with Todd - but did he have to take
out revenge on me by turning Julianne against
me?. Did she really need to know that I was
following her, taking countless pictures, and
snatching up items she touched for my personal
stalker collection? Some things are better left
this day whenever i pass by the portland
building with a friend from out of town i tell
them it's the portland casino. thank you mike,
thank you so much. clever, clever man!
with a capital TR.
might be cuter, but I'm hotter.
met Mike during the senior year of my sophomore
slump at the Matador on Burnside. I was
traveling incognito and listened amiably while
this self-described "up and coming filmmaker
with some promising recognition" assailed me
with his preposterous hopes for the future. In a
shameless attempt at oneupmanship, I let Mike
know that it was MY voice he was listening to on
the juke box. "What?" he said, "that lady sings
real pretty....you sound like some old frog!"
Within moments this rathole-raconteur was
wearing my drink. And I have to say it looked
quite good on him.
Swine, 08/18/2003: |
This one is a cock tease, a pseudo intellectual
and has way too much time on his hands.
waiting on that dish!
I have never met you,yet I feel a need to talk
about what I think of you. Isn't that like the
weirdest? Like couldn't it just make you go
'huh'? Oh, I hear you are way cool and funny.
Gotta go, I only have so much time in my day to
talk about guys I haven't met!
one of Mike's closest and best friends. Yet he
never remembers to return my favorite casserole
dish! Even though he's forgetful he has his,
"other" charms -flowery though they may be.
Don't even attempt to throw a holiday soiree
without inviting him. His witty banter is always
Justice was my high school sweetheart. We were
also the greatest of friends and dated for 3
years. We used to cruise in his pink convertable
VW Cabriolet (w/ leopard print interior), play
miniture golf at the local hot spot, give
eachother facials & pedicures, all of the
fun things that couples do. The funny thing is
during our 3 years together we never did "THE
NASTY" (well, except for that one time...I'll
get back to that). He told me it was because he
wanted to wait until after marriage...I
respected that. Come to think of it, I don't
think we ever even kissed (he would do these
silly little kisses on both of my cheeks...but
that's about it). He touched my right boob a
couple of times, but that was by accident. There
was this one time when he got really really
drunk at this football after party (he went a
little crazy with the beer bong that night) and
I took advantage of him. He's not aware of this
(until today that is) but we have a love child
named, Pepe Jaqueter Destiny Child Justice.
After I found out that I was prego, I broke up
with Mike (I didn't have the heart to tell him
about our baby). I made up some lame story about
hairspray bottles chasing me or something, and
told him I thought it was a bad omen. Shortly
after we broke up, Mike announced to me that he
would be leaving his home at the local trailer
park and heading to West Hollywood in S. Cali in
pursuit of his career as a porn star. I became a
total tramp after he left...due to sexual
frustration of course...but that's a whole
different story. So come to find out recently
that he is....A GAY. Gosh...West
Hollywood...Pink Cabriolet...I should have
known! Wow...this is the first time that my
"gay-dar" has let me down! This is the third
boyfriend that this has happened with. I have
come to the conclusion that my purpose in life
is to serve the gay community as a "homo
recruiting specialist". My name is Yvonne, and I
have been serving the gay community helping my
fellow gay brothers find their way out of the
closet since 1994...Thank You!
is probably certifiably insane by now, although
I haven't seen him in a while. When we were
roommates he had this bizarre obsession with
horror movies. I think he wanted his own life to
be a horror movie. One time I caught him holding
a really sharp knife in the kitchen. I think he
was making dinner, but I'm not sure about that.
He had a really awesome movie he had made that
was a horror movie based on "Real World"-type
shows. In it this one woman goes crazy and if I
remember correcly, kills her roommates or
something. Mike is really funny, and some people
seem to think he's hot. But don't take a shower
with the door unlocked if he's around.
gave really good head.
is the cutest and hottest gay, bi,..what are you
now? You are still HOT!!!! Bless your heart. If
I knew you were in LA, I would've dropped by and
slapped your ass a few times while I was there.
Thanks for the kind words..yeah, make me a star!
I've got some white boy "friends" whom are dying
to see my name in the lime light and pictures
and autographs and such.. I'll drop you a line.
is good for a road trip, a talent with the video
camera (Baltimore MTV, here he comes!), and
absolutely angelic when he sleeps...although he
probably doesn't know that I know that...heh heh
think making movies is Mike's way of collecting
souls, I mean friends. One halloween, he did a
great job playing the grim reaper, err himself.
I haven't seen him in a very long time, but it's
scary to know that he's got footage of me at my
is totally incredible in bed. Oh wait, I'm
thinking of someone else, we haven't had sex.
But he's got the most beautiful blond curls I've
ever seen. Whoops, that's the other mike...
Anyway, he makes a mean babaghanoush, at least
that's what John Waters told me. And according
to Aretha Franklin (she was a bit tipsy when she
said this) he can belt out a killer version of
You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman. Other
than that, he is cute (he'd reject the
testimonial if I didn't include that) and boy
does he have chuzpah.
ay talaga isang lalaking maganda. at least this
bangalang chick seems to think so. walang biro.
san francisco became just a little less cooler
when you hightailed it outta here... hanging out
on rooftops and talking smack about lesbian
stalkers just isn't the same.
is good peeps. We used to lay on my bed and take
pictures with my Star Wars camera. We used to
share roommate horror stories, too. I took him
under my wing at Dinostore and made him a
mean-lean-shoe- sellin'-machine. I love he.
liked to steal my socks.
is one of the sweetest most caring guys i know.
he's one of those people that makes me want to
be a better person. also, if you need somebody
to snort third rate crank with so you can stay
up all night circle-jerking on a triscuit,
mike's your man. once again, swell guy. suzette
says "i kill you"
guessing mike won't let me "rough house" with
him cuz he's got a hot stud boyfriend. but after
he sees my documentary "put the camera on me" at
the frameline film festival on June 28, his
sweet ass will be mine. luv your next favorite
have known Mike since he was a teenager and he
is a great,fantastic,creative guy.
it legal to do that with your tongue? not sure.
If Mike were any more of a sick fuck, his movies
would only be available in amsterdamn and the
basement of michael jackson. Gotta love him. It
helps that he's totally self righteous and
brilliant. Be careful, you might actually
discover that he's a really sweet guy, or really
good at pretending not to be.
anglophile and celebophile, Justice wows us all
with his wit, his sparkling eyes, and his
unusual slant. I've yet to see his movies, but
when I do, I know I will more than laugh, I'll
jump and cum all over the place....or his face.
I figure it's best to try and keep the friends
that are brighter than you. So, I guess he's a
keeper. See you at the Academy Awards!!!